The Guido Tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Wed Jul 22
Ayo, new guido cast is up in the iTunes store for your aural pleasure. Go listen, you fucking skanks. Click on my “homie” to get some!

Ayo, new guido cast is up in the iTunes store for your aural pleasure. Go listen, you fucking skanks.

Click on my “homie” to get some!

Wed Jul 15
Ayo, sorry for the lack of updates you fuckin’ skanks. Been busy in the lab. But we’re back with a new guido cast. This podcast signifies the end Pride Month ‘09. I know Sally Ballz is kinda bummed (he wishes he could be proud for 12 months) but what can you do!? Click the silly photo above to get some. Bada Bing.

Ayo, sorry for the lack of updates you fuckin’ skanks. Been busy in the lab. But we’re back with a new guido cast. This podcast signifies the end Pride Month ‘09. I know Sally Ballz is kinda bummed (he wishes he could be proud for 12 months) but what can you do!?

Click the silly photo above to get some.

Bada Bing.

Wed Jun 24
We’re back you fuckin’ skanks. Took a little break while me and Sally was travelin’. We got a fresh new guido-cast for yous guys. Fuckin’ Guido Tuxedo Pride Month Edition. Click on the tuxedo-less stud above to download.

We’re back you fuckin’ skanks. Took a little break while me and Sally was travelin’. We got a fresh new guido-cast for yous guys. Fuckin’ Guido Tuxedo Pride Month Edition.

Click on the tuxedo-less stud above to download.

Thu May 21
Ayo, nice jacket, dipshit. The jersey shore salutes you!

Ayo, nice jacket, dipshit. The jersey shore salutes you!

Ayo, this shit is nasty. Get some.

Ayo, this shit is nasty.

Get some.

Sun May 17
Ayo, bay to breakers edition is here. it was a hot one out there today. hope yous guys kept it cool like us. click on the pic to get some. bada bing

Ayo, bay to breakers edition is here. it was a hot one out there today. hope yous guys kept it cool like us.

click on the pic to get some.

bada bing

Mon May 4
Ayo, fuckin’ Sally Ballz smoked too much weed yesterday and laid low with his silly cats so we’re recording tonight. Stay tuned, track list tomorrow along with the fucking megamix. Hamthrax + Cinco De Mayo special. Bada bing.

Ayo, fuckin’ Sally Ballz smoked too much weed yesterday and laid low with his silly cats so we’re recording tonight. Stay tuned, track list tomorrow along with the fucking megamix.

Hamthrax + Cinco De Mayo special.

Bada bing.

Fri May 1
Ayo, is this shit for real?  Look at that fuckin’ guys shirt. He needs a pair of cement pumas stat. Don’t get some.

Ayo, is this shit for real?  Look at that fuckin’ guys shirt. He needs a pair of cement pumas stat.

Don’t get some.

Wed Apr 29
Ayo, new link, same great taste. Get some.

Ayo, new link, same great taste.

Get some.

Tue Apr 28
Ayo, couple of my boys are throwin’ this party. Looks kinda ghey to me but I hear they pump the megamix. Get Some.

Ayo, couple of my boys are throwin’ this party. Looks kinda ghey to me but I hear they pump the megamix.

Get Some.