The Guido Tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Mon Apr 13
Ayo, America’s #1 podcast week 2 (Easter Edition) coming soon. R.A.R. & Joey The Mouth

Ayo, America’s #1 podcast week 2 (Easter Edition) coming soon.

R.A.R. & Joey The Mouth

Sun Apr 12
Ayo, Joey The Mouth in the mix. I bet he’s thinking “Not now chief, I’m in the fuckin’ zone”

Ayo, Joey The Mouth in the mix. I bet he’s thinking “Not now chief, I’m in the fuckin’ zone”

Fri Apr 10
The d-bag, I mean fake jesus contest is at Dolores Park this Sunday. I think I may go as track suit jesus and do jagerbombs till i piss my fucking Sergio Techini. R.A.R.

The d-bag, I mean fake jesus contest is at Dolores Park this Sunday. I think I may go as track suit jesus and do jagerbombs till i piss my fucking Sergio Techini.

R.A.R.

Thu Apr 9

I think these fuckin’ skanks had one too many jagerbombs. Jagerbombs. Jagerbombs

Not now chief, I’m in the fuckin’ zone.

Wed Apr 8

Nice beater! Even nicer dance moves. He’d get all the hoes at Hunka Bunka with those slick moves.

Bada Bing.

Subscribe on iTunes, yous guys.

Subscribe on iTunes, yous guys.

Ayo, looks like someone got popped with the fuckin’ denim cannon. Way to go dipshit, maybe you should “holler” at Guess for a sponsorship opp. R.A.R.

Ayo, looks like someone got popped with the fuckin’ denim cannon. Way to go dipshit, maybe you should “holler” at Guess for a sponsorship opp.

R.A.R.

Ayo, intro time, you fuckin’ bagadouche!

Figured it was time for a little intro/explanation of this beast of a fuckin’ website. My name is Richie, but my boys call me Reach Around Richie. If you can’t figure out why you’re a fucking numnuts and I gots no time for yous.

Anyhow, me and my partner in crime Joey The Mouth will be giving you meatballs a little lesson in all things Jersey Shore, from pumpin’ the mega mix to upcoming fashion trends to the secrets of using nair like a fuckin’ man. It’s all here!

As an added bonus for you fuckin’ guys, each Sunday we’ll be recording a weekly podcast that’ll be available on iTunes and right here on the G-tux HQ.

Bada Bing!

-R.A.R.

Tue Apr 7
Bada Bing. Take this for a test drive. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PMQOS1A5 Track List: Last PoetsCage and Aviary — Bow Mods Reverso 68 Remix— PhoreskiDr. Dunks — Alphabet CityReverso 68 — Piece TogetherChris Rea — On the Beach Mega MixMessalina — Slow BlowCreative Use — African Frog CherryReverso 68 Remix — Rock The Joint Pilooski Remix — Soul Vigilantes Brennen Green— Escape From Chinatownsoft rocks — dlalulacmark e — r&b drunkieapril march— ashley beedle remixTTA - Neo Violence (Woolfy rmx)

Bada Bing. Take this for a test drive.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PMQOS1A5

Track List:

Last Poets
Cage and Aviary — Bow Mods
Reverso 68 Remix— Phoreski
Dr. Dunks — Alphabet City
Reverso 68 — Piece Together
Chris Rea — On the Beach Mega Mix
Messalina — Slow Blow
Creative Use — African Frog Cherry
Reverso 68 Remix — Rock The Joint
 Pilooski Remix — Soul Vigilantes

Brennen Green— Escape From Chinatown
soft rocks — dlalulac
mark e — r&b drunkie
april march— ashley beedle remix
TTA - Neo Violence (Woolfy rmx)