The Guido Tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Fri Apr 24
Ayo - get ready, this week’s tuxedo cast is being brought to you by a fuckin’ bottle of Buca. I also promised Sally Ballz that I’d make grandma’s spaghetti with meat sauce so it may get a little hairy at G-tux HQ. (ed note: we use fuckin’ Nair you pansies)

Ayo - get ready, this week’s tuxedo cast is being brought to you by a fuckin’ bottle of Buca. I also promised Sally Ballz that I’d make grandma’s spaghetti with meat sauce so it may get a little hairy at G-tux HQ. (ed note: we use fuckin’ Nair you pansies)